I have to be the worst mother EVER!!!!!

Are you wondering why I would take a picture like this? well I tried really hard to get him to uncover his face but was not gonna happen. This morning when I walked in the boys room to wake aj up for school I kinda noticed marker on his face. well, i didnt say anything because it was too darn early for nonsense. It was time for Nicholas to wake up and all i could hear was him screaming and crying. I asked why and AJ said because he put marker on his nails like nail polish. Nicholas was not happy about that at all. When I yelled for Nicholas to come see me, I then saw Aj not only "polished" his nails but drew all over his face. You would think Nic would be just as upset about his face but no he wasnt, it was just the nails that got him. Let me just say I have bought my kids washable markers and in fact they are in their desk drawers. With that being said, do you think they used washable? of course not, they decided it would be better with permanent. Its still too early in the morning to really grasp all that is happening so all I could do is listen to each side of the story. come to find out Nicholas not only drew on Aj's face, but he also drew him a very pretty bra on his chest. At this point I figure the score is no longer even and Nicholas is darn lucky Aj only did what he did. I take the boys into our bedroom to show jason. well, we all know j wears glasses and cant see very well without them. He is just waking up and opening his eyes and tells nicholas come closer I cant see you. He finally was able to see Nic and what does Jason say? Oh, I knew you two were up to something last night. I could hear you guys messing around in there.
okay, my thoughts at that moment? What the hell!!!! you knew they were up to no good and you never went in to see what it was they were doing!!?? Ok, not what I wouldve done but truthfully I dont have much room to talk because I was already asleep. what mother goes to sleep before her children? there is reason #2 why i'm the worst mother ever and for reason #1, the first thing to come to my mind while all this is happening. I better get a picture of Nicholas before he gets in the shower and scrubs it all off. why? well, because it will be perfect for my blog today.
Is anybody wondering where and what jojo was doing while the other boys were playing artist? he was very good and fell asleep like they were all suppose to. When I was asking about jojo and we were talking about him being good, he got the biggest smile and laid his head against my chest. AAAhhh, he totally melted my heart.